You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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