I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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