question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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