If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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