I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Watching her eat just hurts me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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