What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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