I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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