Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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