I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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