Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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