I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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