I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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