"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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