Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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