One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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