was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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