i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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