So drunk its hurt
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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