He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Semen is not good for contacts.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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