there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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