We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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