It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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