Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Randomize
