I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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