I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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