I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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