do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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