He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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