what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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