I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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