The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
im on a boat
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