I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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