I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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