also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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