Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Please, let me fuck your mom
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
