But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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