make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize