Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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