Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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