I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
