You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
