it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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