She is in my trunk
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
