im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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