I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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