We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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