they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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