Is it because I queefed?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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