So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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