real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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