It was confusing and full of hummus
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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