yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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