fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
